there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
if you ignore my texts i’ll just assume you hate me
I can’t tell if you genuinely want to help me or if you’re using me for your own selfish gains. I guess it’s good to be defensive sometimes. It’s just sad how jaded betrayal has made me though. I’m so weary of ulterior motives.
Sister: I want tuna.
Me: I think you should take the opportunaty to get some from the flight attendant.
Me: Stay tuna'd.
Me: Like don't tuna anyone out.
Sister: OMG. STOP.
Sister: TOO EARLY.
Me: Fine, I have a tuna puns to tell you later then. :D